One of the most irritating things for me to do is read fwds. it is quite an effort. occassionally i come across some interesting ones. Like this mail on one-liners. I quite liked most of them.

They could make great T-shirts prints ;) Most of them relates to work and it is so amazing!

• God is real, unless declared integer.
• Light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of cost cutting!
• There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my salary isn't sufficient !! Remember there's no I in team" ... (but there is a M and an E)
• I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese.
• They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
• Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
• Home is where the television is.
• Death is hereditary.
• Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else..
• Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
• Well done is better than well said.
• They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
• I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
• Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
• Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
• I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
• LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge.
• Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
• The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Enjoy :)